Virtually no one is surprised. Muffin Uptown couldn't even muster up an apathetic "Oh, really?"I am, after all, the same person who cracked open my dome in my sleep, injured myself after being startled by a thunderclap, suffered cat-induced brain damage, and burst all the blood vessels in my eye with one well-timed sneeze.
And so I feel no shame as I report that yesterday, I finally opened an artery with my sooper-dooper 5-bladed wonder. My shin looks like a botched suicide attempt and my bathroom, a crime scene.
Ironically, I wasn't even shaving with the damned thing at the time.
I dropped it on myself.
image, k-girl's Photostream.
1 comment:
I'm sorry to hear about your injury. And after re-reading the first post about the 5 bladed wonder--the comments were from your Long Legged Lisa. And since then I've switched to the 5 blade wonder. Sure, I have miles of legs. I also have a husband who'll buy the refils.
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