Tuesday, October 14, 2008

It finally happened.

Virtually no one is surprised. Muffin Uptown couldn't even muster up an apathetic "Oh, really?"

I am, after all, the same person who cracked open my dome in my sleep, injured myself after being startled by a thunderclap, suffered cat-induced brain damage, and burst all the blood vessels in my eye with one well-timed sneeze.

And so I feel no shame as I report that yesterday, I finally opened an artery with my sooper-dooper 5-bladed wonder. My shin looks like a botched suicide attempt and my bathroom, a crime scene.

Ironically, I wasn't even shaving with the damned thing at the time.

I dropped it on myself.

image, k-girl's Photostream.

1 comment:

Lisa said...

I'm sorry to hear about your injury. And after re-reading the first post about the 5 bladed wonder--the comments were from your Long Legged Lisa. And since then I've switched to the 5 blade wonder. Sure, I have miles of legs. I also have a husband who'll buy the refils.