I've got some very important, can't-be-mangled-by-anyone-else -but-me stuff going on at the office, so I don't have time to make up lies about the people I know today.
I did enjoy this story that someone else made the time to tell, though. It concerns the fact that Walmart has changed their logo, for the first time in 16 years. Please note: Mr. Constant occasionally curses in print.
Paul Constant's Slog article.