I seldom post my own pics. Now you can see why--the blurry focus and bad lighting, evidence of questionable reading material on the shelves and post-Halloween gluttony on the table, unsightly TV guts in plain sight. Whatever.
The point is--I've given up. It's time to take the question to the masses. Somebody, please, come up with a G-rated name for this kitteh. My contributions (at least as long as she still has claws attached) have run toward the unprintable.
edit: The committee has settled on Tinky Winks. Unless, that is, I find out that this is actually slang for something I can't say in mixed company.