And you didn't think it was possible.

The phenomenon that has rendered me speechless:

Or very nearly so.

I don't understand how this happened. One minute, Oprah's all, "I never even bring bacon into my house," and the next thing, it's all over the Internet.

Wake up, people. This bacon contingency is dead set on taking over the world. How much more evidence do you need?

courtesy Bacon Unwrapped