Monday, December 10, 2007

Overheard while shopping. (And just so you know, I've no idea of the size, style, or brand of the offending merchandise.)

Can I help you?

Um, yeah. I want to get a refund.

Yes, ma'am. Let's see what you... Oh. I'm sorry ma'am, but we can't take returns on panties.


No, ma'am.

What am I supposed to do with them, then? I sure can't wear them.

I'm sorry.

No! Just keep them. I don't know--give 'em to some poor homeless person or something, I don't care! I want these out of my life. Do you understand? I've got to get these panties out of my life!


Anonymous said...

Is this a true story?

Mundane Jane said...

Totally true. I swear.

Anonymous said...

JC Penney takes returns on panties. They look at you like you are a freak. When they make a sizing or labeling error, they can deal with returned panties. I am NOT paying for panties that don't fit.

Mundane Jane said...

OhmyGod! Was that you?

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