See this guy? See how delectably yummy he is? Know what's even better than a guy who is this adorable?
An adorable guy who is really, really smart.
Know what's even better than that? An adorable, really smart guy who is in love with the skinny, kind-of-pot-bellied, obviously-refused-to-wear-her-retainer-in-high-school ugly duckling of the lab.
And yes, I do understand that this is an (unbelievably attractive) actor who plays a character on TV. I do understand that there is no real (tortured and confused) Sara Sidle love interest who left him broken and alone for no good reason other than a ghost from her past that just isn't happy unless it's mucking up my one good hour of television each week.
Oh, CBS. Have a heart.