Tuesday, March 9, 2010

What a feelin'.


I have a friend whose husband is amazed that she can remove her brassiere without taking off her clothes. It's an easy trick, and for some reason I don't understand, it's been shocking guys slackjawed since Jennifer Beals did it in Flashdance. Truly, men forget their home address when they see women do this.

But let me tell you something. If men wore bras, they would find a way to take them off right there in front of everybody in the room--all while making you think they were just jingling their keys.

image, Melissa Maples' photostream.  

I shimmy out of mine in the car all the time. Most days, I'm shed of it before leaving the parking lot. Last week, I couldn't find my favorite bra, and it wasn't until I had turned the house upside down that I realized I had left in in the glove compartment.  

Oh, don't act so shocked. 

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