New Year's Resolution: Figure out how to get un-famous for having a combination of incredibly poor impulse control and the world's worst luck.

Above the fold: a picture of a random guy, plying his trade.

Below the fold: video surveillance picture of the same guy, stealing a forgotten wallet, while wearing the same clothes.

Doofus.

The newspaper called the cops.

Link to newspaper pdf.

Link to newspaper followup article.

via boingboing.