Thursday, December 6, 2007

Have you seen this person?

Uncharacteristically silent and presumed missing.

Criminal Justice professor. Tormentor of computer technical support personnel and terrifier of future FBI agents and prison wardens. Willful defiler of nap window.

Height and weight: approximately the size of a minute.

Wanted for anonymous, snarky comments on family members' blogs. Considered armed and not-a-woman-to-be-trifled-with.

If you see her, tell her happy birthday.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

This is excellent. Good job.

Anonymous said...

It takes a snark to know a snark. It must be in the family tree. You can't get away from your genes you know, even if you do change your name to Jane. I've got to get my own blog so I can post those baby pictures I have of you.
Mom