Thursday, September 6, 2007

Oh, the irony.

Oh yes, there's irony, but there's heartbreak, also. Witness:

On Monday, I bought a new car.

On Monday night, I ate something evil.

On Tuesday, I threw up in my new car.

On Wednesday, I prayed for death.

The culprit? A corn dog.

4 comments:

Lisa said...

Oh that's terrible.

What kind of new car?

Jane who? said...

A 2008 Hyundai Accent Hatchback. In orange. Now slightly used.

Lisa said...

pictures are necessary (of the car, not the used part) I'm having a hard time imagining you and an orange car.

Anonymous said...

MJ,

Oh thank you soooooooo much for the giggle/belly roll, I so needed it today. Brought down by one of your most trusted things in life -- the CORNDOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That smell will never leave your new car.