Sunday, July 15, 2007

Hot. In all the wrong ways.


4 sale.

One slightly used, mildly irregular hypothalamus. The perfect gift for television newscasters, newspaper delivery persons, professional bakers--anyone who needs to awaken between 2:30 and 3am without disturbing his or her sleeping partner with an audible alarm (provided such partner is not bothered by sudden blasts of furnace-intensity heat or sodden bed linens). Handy for those residing in colder climes or who work in offices that embrace the arctic aesthetic.


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